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Date everything cookies

Let’s enter in the daydreams of Jenn for a moment here–the by-myself-staring-at-a-random-object sort of daydreaming–kay?

So, I’m a college girl, and what does a college girl think about all the time? Her future husband…of course. I’ll be all like staring at a tree and then wondering Geez, I wonder what he’ll be like? And then I go through the possible options; Maybe he’ll be a surfer-longboard type of dude,or one of those artsy-photographer types, or a rocker band guy…man, I really like rocker band guys…And then, of course, I analyze enough to wonder what it would be like to have to choose between a surfer-longboard dude, arsty-photographer man, or a rocker band guy if each one of them came up and stuck a ring in my face. And then I have to get myself to stop thinking…

But, apparently I’m the same way with cookies. There are SO many things I could put in a cookie; walnuts…peanut butter chips…M&Ms…Dark chocolate…white chocolate…apples…Geez, so many choices! Why can’t I have it all?

So this is what happened–do you remember that Oatmeal Date Cookie recipe I posted a while ago? Well…I took that recipe and decided to shovel my whole pantry in it. Well…maybe not all of it. Because there are definitely not pita chips in these. But just about everything else is in there.

Dates. Shredded coconut. Bananas. Unsweetened chocolate bits. Walnuts. And OH MY GOODNESS, oatmeal!

Oh, and guess, guess, guess how much sugar is in these? 3/4 a cup of brown sugar. That’s it. Half of what a normal recipe would have. And guess how much butter? Only 1/4 a cup. Which is a quarter of what normal oatmeal cookies have. No, I’m not lying! Geez. Why would I lie to you?

Best part? These cookies are just…amazing. Haha, yeah, I know! Who needs sugar when you have dates? Talk about candy that grows on trees…

Okay! Full recipe, right here, right now–

Cream:
1/4 cup butter
3/4 cup dark brown sugar

Beat in 2 eggs

Blend in:
1/2 cup ripe mashed banana
1/4 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup lowfat plain yogurt
3-1/4 tsp. vanilla

Add in:
1-1/4 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
heaping 1/2 tsp. allspice
1 tsp. cinnamon

Mix in 2 cups of white whole wheat flour (aka whole wheat pastry flour)

Stir in 3 cups of oatmeal

Now for the fun goodness stuff! Stir in:
heaping 1/2 cup of shredded coconut
1 cup chopped dates
rounded 1/2 cup of chopped unsweetened baking chocolate
1 banana, split into thirds and then cut into pieces
1 cup walnuts

Bake at 350 degrees for about 12 minutes.

Dang, there’s a party going on in those cookies.

So, eat these warm, eat them out of the freezer, or do what I’m going to do and take them with me on a backpacking trip (who needs Clif bars?) and try not to worry about the fact that I can’t do the same thing with men that I can do with cookies.


Frozen cookie dough balls

I’m about to tell you how to do something that you really shouldn’t do. Especially since it’s still summer and everyone’s trying to fit into their swimsuits. And since human beings are not known for their steely self-control.

So…I’m sorry. Ahead of time. I’ve told myself I’m sorry, too.

I’m going to show you how to make your own frozen cookie dough balls so you can put them in your ice cream, eat them dipped in chocolate, or sneak them out of the freezer after breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I told you, I’m sorry! But at least they’re made with whole wheat…

Yeah, the funny thing is, as addicting as these sweet little deals are, they aren’t quite as bad for you as regular cookie dough. Only because I used white whole wheat flour, substituted half the butter with yogurt, and took out a portion of the sugar. So you don’t feel as guilty when you can’t stop eating them.

Recipe!

Cream:
1/2 cup butter (1 stick)
3/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup granulated sugar

I beat in 2 eggs…but that’s because I’m not very raw-egg-aphobic. If you are, which is totally cool, I’m fairly certain you can leave out the eggs and still get the same result, since you’re not gonna bake this dough.

 Add in:
1-1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 cup plain low-fat yogurt

Mix in:
1 tsp baking soda (trust me, it adds flavor)
1/2 tsp salt
2 1/4 white whole wheat flour (aka whole wheat pastry flour)

Stir in 1 3/4 cup chocolate of your choice. I split it half-n-half with semi-sweet chips and a chopped 72% bar.
I also added in 3/4 cup chopped walnuts. I highly recommend. Unless walnuts give you sores in your mouth. Then I don’t recommend.

Form bite-sized balls and place on wax paper-lined tray-thing. An hour or two in the freezer should do the trick.

Well there you have it! Make these and eat them. You can come back later and tell me how you can’t stop walking back to the freezer…but don’t tell me that I didn’t try to warn you…


The Pancake Batter Roommate

For the second Saturday in a row, I made pancakes. In my dorm room. Without a stove top, burner, griddle, whatever.

With this:

Let me explain.

The college world has its stereotypes, especially when you’re talking about roommates. There’s the roommate who’s always naked, the roommate who screams in the hallways, the roommate who snores worse than your grandpa, the roommate whose stuff is literally EVERYWHERE, the roommate who decorates the room with posters of some “hot guy,” the roommate who’s always MIA…etc.,etc.,etc.

I found out that I’m the roommate obsessed with pancake batter.

Yep. You know that made-from-scratch pancake recipe I posted a while ago? I have a confession to make. I will seriously eat the batter by spoonfuls. I even like my pancakes half-done, so that they’re “cooked” and warm on one side and still gooey and batter-y on the other side.

You don’t need to tell me I’m weird, I already figured that out.

So last Saturday, I woke up, and I decided that I would make pancake batter and eat it for breakfast. With bananas and granola and stuff. Before I started, I turned on the coffeemaker to brew some java, and then an idea struck me: why not use the hotplate on the coffee maker to cook the pancakes?

So I did.

With chocolate chips!

Is a coffemaker’s hotplate hot enough to make pancakes? If you’re like me–heck yeah.

If you’re traditional and like your ‘cakes to actually be mostly brown–you’re probably thinking I have no idea what a real pancake is.


The Devil Wears Peanut Butter Chocolate M&M Cookies

The Devil Wears Prada = a headbang-’til-you-die metalcore band from Dayton, Ohio.

Peanut butter and dark chocolate = the most raw-rocking food marriage ever.

Oatmeal = so hardcore.

I happened to combine all three of these. With a small addition of sugar and flour. And now I think I’m about to go into a peanut butter-chocolate-Cookie Monster vocals-induced coma.

I’m not joking! These cookies are as face-melting as TDWP’s “Danger: Wildman”!!!! You don’t get it…

I go through these stages where I just NEED peanut butter and chocolate. And when this craving combines with a cookie craving, too…well, there was no way I could make it through this weekend without baking some cookies, I DON’T CARE THAT THE DORM KITCHEN IS CLOSED DOWN, I’LL TAKE MY COOKIE BUSINESS OVER TO THE NERD’S DORM KITCHEN INSTEAD!

Right. So, me and this great girl I know that lives across the hall gathered all of our supplies and before long had made the most intense batch of Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies EVER…

Reason #1. We both love The Devil Wears Prada and other music old church ladies don’t understand–and when two such people bake together, of course the product comes out hardcore.

#2. The cookies came out moist and chewy and thick, the way hardcore cookies should be.

#3. In addition to adding peanut butter (the good, natural kind you have to mix and actually refrigerate) and Ghiradelli dark chocolate chips, these cookies contain also contain Peanut Butter M&Ms. Yes.

And, #4. These cookies are…healthy. Please don’t cry.
Now, when I say “healthy,” I mean in the sense that these cookies contain low amounts of sugar, use no butter, and contain whole grains and healthy sources of protein and fat. The proof is in the pudding, or the cookie rather, just look at this recipe, my dear:

Blend well in large bowl, as if creaming butter and sugar:
1 cup natural unsalted peanut butter (I used smooth)
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar

Add in and beat well:
2 eggs
2-1/4 tsp. vanilla
3/4 cup low-fat plain yogurt

Mix in well:
1-1/2 tsp. baking soda (add first so soda can react with yogurt)
1/2 tsp. salt (adjust if p&b is salty)
2 cups whole wheat pastry flour

Stir in:
2 1/2 cups of oatmeal

Finally, add:
1 cup dark chocolate pieces or chips
1  cup Peanut Butter M&Ms

Bake at 350 degrees, about 10 minutes. Do NOT over-bake, or these cookies will come out dry, as if all the peanut butter was sucked out of them. Err on the side of being not quite done, because they will cook a little after they are taken out of the oven.

I recommend eating them warm with a glass of cold milk…while listening to “Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over.”


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