Yesterday my dad was on a bike ride up on a mountain road and two motorhomes pulling boats turned onto the road he and his group were riding up. At a place where the road was turning, this little Mini Cooper decided it wanted to pass Mr. and Mrs. Big Boat, so he started screaming on past regardless of what was a very blind turn.
As this was taking place, the cyclists saw something that the Mini Cooper didn’t: a car coming down the road in the opposite direction. Weather forecast for today: thunder, lightning, and DEATH with sporadic showers of glass and metal. Thank you and I hope you wore a helmet today.
Fortunately, the Mini Cooper somehow managed a narrow escape from the oncoming car…
…Too bad it happened to be a police car.
Needless to say, it didn’t take long for the officer to whip a U-turn and take Mr. Hotshot Mini Cooper down.
Excuse me, but we have received an update on the weather forecast: sunny with 100% chance of a loser failing and facing immediate justice. Thank you and I hope you do not fail today.