I fell off my bed today. My bed is the top bunk in my dorm room.
I suppose I was sitting too close to the edge of my bed whilst I was taping posters on the wall.
My roommate’s printer, desk, and chair helped break my fall. Thankfully, nothing on me was broken…
In fact, the adrenaline rush from my body’s reaction to its near-death-and-much-pain-experience kept me laughing hysterically on the ground for a bit.
Looks pretty good, though, no?